Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Fashionably kinky

The Strap-on Harness shorts I ordered from Edenfantasys.com are a perfect addition to my little "toy chest". The super stretchy fabric combined with the four attached adjustable nylon straps, provide comfort and ease of use while maintaining a super sexy bondage look, either sex can appreciate! These shorts are cute and are great for playing dress up, but are also great for holding your favorite "dong"  in place.

The shorts are 82% Polyester, 18% Spandex and come in sizes small, medium, and large. Both the the waistband and thighs are lined with a stretchy elastic band that allows the shorts to stay in place well during activity. Two plastic snap and lock harness buckles are sewn onto both sides of shorts which makes it easy to adjust the four harness straps which are connected to a flexible rubber ring in the center with snap closers. The center ring is about 2.5" wide and can fit around most medium to large size "dongs". Simply slide your toy through the ring and pull both ends of harness straps until secure, and snap the buckles shut.

Fashionably goth, I chose to wear them as part of my wardrobe, underneath my pants. When things started getting hot and heavy with my fiance, I removed my pants to reveal these sexy harness shorts. My fiance thought they looked super hot,  which lead to some extra kinky foreplay. You can use the harnesses and ring to cuff your wrists to the shorts as well, but make sure no to use excessive force and pull when wearing these for any activity. Although cute and versatile, these shorts are not made for rough play. My bracelet clasp snagged the fabric, and the shorts tore a little.

Although flattering on my waist, I found the elastic around the thighs a bit snug considering the shorts were a large size. I stretched the elastic by hand after trying them on for the first time, which helped loosen the elastic, and made the shorts fit and look better. I recommend doing the same before wearing to avoid discomfort and disappointment with their appearance. Gently stretch elastic band along thighs until you reach your desired fit. Although you may need to make a slight adjustment here or there, I consider the harness shorts to be well worth the price.

Caring for these shorts isn't too hard. Hand washing them in cold water using a mild detergent works fine. Do not use washing machine if you want to keep the shorts in one piece. To dry, pat off excess water with a clean dry towel, and allow to air dry completely. Do not use automatic dryer. Since the shorts are so airy and lightweight, storage is easy. They fold up into a small discreet accessory, easy for storing in your underwear drawer. Straps and ring can be completely removed from shorts for separate storage as well.  I suggest removing the straps and ring from garment prior to care, and washing separately using soapy warm water and a toothbrush.

The shorts are packaged in a small box with a curved handle much like some lingerie is packaged at retail stores. A picture of a woman's bottom front midsection wearing the shorts adjusted to form fit her is featured on the front of box along with the the manufacturer and product name. The back of box describes the uses of product as well as available sizes, care instructions and manufacturer information. I would say the box is fairly discreet except for the little picture on the back of the box of the shorts worn with "dong" in place.

However you intend to use them, I sure you will find these strap-on harness shorts a great buy.  These make a great gift for newlyweds, as birthday gifts, a treat for yourself, or even a sexy valentine present. Either sex can wear them, but i recommend purchasing a size larger than your use to, to ensure comfort. I love them for fashion and play! Fun to add additional accessories for style. You can check these and other awesome erotic must-haves at Edenfantasys.com. Two thumbs up!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010


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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Hell has never been so fun!

Would you believe me if I told you that Hell is awesome? Take my word for it, you will all give in to temptation at some point. ~once you've seen the huge selections of funny shirts from T-SHIRT HELL! People, I'm telling ya- that place has the most hilarious t-shirts you will ever see! They have a giant selection of funny, sarcastic, and ill humored shirts in all sizes and colors. Every time i click onto that site, I laugh so hard, i nearly piss myself.

Their shirts are a steal! T-SHIRT HELL always has a sale on selected merchandise, and almost every shirt is between 15-20 bucks at regular price! These shirts make awesome gifts for friends and co-workers! You can find a style to fit any person you know; from the comedian, to the sarcastic ass with a negative attitude :) Guaranteed to bring laughs. OH! ~Don't forget to check out their hilarious collection of baby attire! Your gonna die laughing...so what better place to be when that happens? GO TO HELL!! ~T-SHIRT HELL!! *where all the bad shirts go!*TSHIRTHELL.COM